Thursday, February 7, 2013

What Really Happened to the Lights During the Super Bowl?

New Orleans - The 3rd Quarter of Super Bowl XLVII was put on hold when the lights went out. Social media went wild with several memes that mad fun of the unfortunate loss of power and provide many creative causes. The Doctor AbrACEive crew has scrambled to find real answers as soon as the delay was announced. After an extensive search, we have transcripts of a conversation that was believed to be private.
Roger: I need more controversy, Vince. People accuse me of wrecking the Saints' season, softening the game of football, issue bull**** fines, and the list goes on.  
Vince: I'll help you out this time, but don't make this a habit. I will start charging you; my services are not cheap. (laughter) Any way, you have two distinct figures in this game..um...Colin Kaepernick. Let's call him CK Punk. Then there's the veteran, Ray Lewis; wouldn't you say he's solid as a Rock? Get it?
Roger: Yes, I see where you're coming from. Colin, CM Punk, tats, I see the connection.
Vince: The Rock and Ray both played for The U about the same time, right? We have this idea we're thinking about using for the Rumble.
Vince McMahon would unleash a plan that would lead to a dramatic finale for the 2012 NFL season. Continuing on, McMahon's planned would call for a deliberate loss of power; this is a work that the WWE used from time to time in order to introduce a superstar or element to a story that raises the suspense level. During this power outage, The Shield, a trio of heel wrestlers that battle the injustice in the WWE, would descend from the audience and proceed to "rough up" the Ravens especially Ray Lewis. No one was able to see this under the cover of darkness on the field, and once the lights were back on, Punk, er Kaepernick led his team to overcome seemingly insurmountable odds. The game came down to a San Francisco goal line possession. Roger would then patch his way into the helmets of Ray and Colin.
Roger: Punk, if you score this touchdown, I will strip you and your team of this Super Bowl trophy because The Shield interfered with this game.
Ray: No! No! No! No! You don't take it from him! I DO!
With that said, Roger allowed the game to continue, and the rest is history.


 
 

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