Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

206: The Love Doctor

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Topics: Football, Katy Perry, D. Wade vs the world, realty show women, White House fence jumper, Mizdow, man raped by women, homophobic racist rant, news anchor fat shamed, Martin: Closer I Get To You, Strip club stories, JOSE 2, Good Hair, Brett Farve, rind Date, Friday Night Lights, Rodney Dangerfield, Christopher Reeve, Gorilla Monsoon, Bumpin', The Biz Never Sleeps, The Iceberg/Freedom of Speech, Supporting causes

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Sunday, February 9, 2014

Doctor AbrACEive Show Episode 142: I < U

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Topics: Vacation time; Friday the 13th; Incredibad; The Rebirth; 50 First Dates; Fuck it; College Dropout; Pronounced Jah-Nay; Martin: Love is in your face 1 & 2; Sexual women; threesomes in relationships; the power of shaking booty cheeks; Michael Sam

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Saturday, November 23, 2013

Doctor AbrACEive Show Episode 122: Confusing White People

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Topics:

Sex Position of the Week
Thirst is Real
Dirtbags
Kidnapper killed
Felons elected
Rich church family
Drag racing cop
Mike Wilbon says nigga
Day cares shut down
Wedding ring for tickets
More black face
Racist companies
Thirsty men
HS Running back & vandalizing coach
Dez buys PS4s
Sex tips
No tips for lesbians
Holiday black movies
Middle finger statue
Morning after rules

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Monday, September 16, 2013

Dr. A Show Ep. 104: Bobble Head Gentleman

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Topics:
Football
Swagga Like Us
Lakeview Terrace
Year of the Gentleman
The Way You Move
Fighting Temptations
Me & My Brother
Eve
RIP Flo-Jo
Tougher Than Leather
James Brown arrested
Stacey Fuxxx
Vanessa Williams wins Miss America
MoW: Rush Hour
Martin: Baby It's You
Baby showers
Paying college athletes
Character judgment
Shitty parents

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Sunday, September 15, 2013

8 Reasons Your College Football Team Isn't Respected

For my football people, especially college football people:

My attention was drawn to this article the other week, and all I can say is....sigh. I'm speechless. If ever there was evidence of why "Miss. State" fans got me off their sides, this is it. I'll let you read for yourself.

"Get Back In Your Place, Mississippi State"

Did you enjoy? Do you feel the need to convert to Cowbell Nation? Mississippi State fans, are you re-inspired? Great

Cowbell Nation, hopefully you too Mr. Metal Building Dawg, please follow. I will make this quick:

  1. Look at the 2013 SEC. How does you team stack up? Be real, should people put them ahead of the likes of Bama, LSU, TAMU, and so on?
    No one is saying that there is no chance the team can win; it's just that it's a long shot. Hell, Columbus High doesn't look good on paper versus Alabama, but it's not totally impossible. How many times can one team get lucky in a season though? Now that's face value for you.
  2. You're not expected to accept mediocrity; you've already done that on your own.
    The last few years? I would accept your gripe if Mississippi State was just in a down turn. Miami fans can have this complaint, but MSU cannot. You're talking about a program that has not won its conference since 1941 and not won its division since 1998, which no one expected them to do.
    Since then they have been considered as contenders three or four times in 14 years!
    During that time, you keep selling out home games and taking road trips in hopes of winning "the big one". If you don't accept mediocrity, stop caring like you did for the Braves and Falcons.
  3. You name dropped South Carolina as a reputable comparison? Tale of the tape: South Carolina has a 51% all-time winning percentage compared to the Bulldog's 49%; that's a lot more "squat" than yours. Lou Holtz to Jackie Sherrill. One Heisman winner. I don't even believe State has had a Heisman finalist much less anyone on the damn watch list. Fifteen All-Americans to 3. Spurrier was hired to win not change the image of a school like you fuckers did to Coach Croom, who by they way isn't considered as a notable coach by Wikipedia standards for what that's worth to you. The schools you mentioned expect their teams to come in and attract winning talent not change the way people look at the program. Nothing says respect like winning games.
  4. Ole Miss? Did you sleep on the fact that The Rebels had one the greatest recruiting classes in 2013, top 10 on most boards. I know how you college football fans love your rankings. I'll let you go find your beloved Bulldogs somewhere around 26 or so. Couple Ole Miss's recruiting success with the fact they closed the 2012 year on a high note with a team that wasn't expected to make much noise is eye raising.
    College football is a "what have you done lately" industry; polls are influenced why what a team did last week and have no consideration of the road ahead. Your fans and school has been focused on recruiting the top players in the state of Mississippi; players who are not converting to nationally known names in many instances.
  5. Perception is nothing when it comes to recruiting. Successful recruiting isn't about selling a winning tradition to most recruits. These kids want to play and become known for the most part. It's not about the love of the game; the perception of whether or not a player can go to a school, get a spot on the field, be noticed by a pro scout, and become a professional player. That's they way it works for the good ones at least. There are some that want to be college famous and some that just want to play football for as long as they are able. Right now, Mississippi State recruiting a lot of college-only players to play against teams that have guys that want to be NFL prospects. Consider your job for a moment; you're working for a promotion in the same office with a co-worker who could care less about advancing with the company as long as the paycheck stays consistent. Who is going to put in more work? I'm not shitting on Mississippi State's players; I respect the shit out of them because they football breaks down one's body the same way regardless of winning or losing. At the end of the day you end up with a guy playing to win a few games against a guy playing to win a paycheck.
  6. Winning gives one bragging rights, correct? Well as a Mississippi State fan, you have 49% of the right to brag. Other programs that you named have winning traditions and thus a large fan base. Enrollment does not equal a life of fanhood. Your issue is with school spirit not fans. As a State alum, I tried to the school spirit thing; other students like Metal Building Dawg were part of the reason I stopped caring. I still see it to this day; I don't have to care about the sports program of the school I attend. These athletic departments have a marketing department for a reason. If you think for one second that they are seeking the student body as the fan base, you are terribly mistaken. The job is to get more people purchasing school approved merchandise regardless of their school ties or lack there of. School spirit is the easy part of their job. Once again, stop caring when the product doesn't live up to your expectations and make these assholes work to fill those seats and sell that merchandise. You and your fan boys have accepted your mediocrity. By the way, Mississippi State has traveled to the likes of Troy, Middle Tennessee, and Louisiana Tech (I know Miami did the same but follow the point) in recent years. Nothing says the times are not looking up like traveling to a small school unless there is some backhanded recruiting objectives.
  7. The man or woman who attends a school solely of the fact that they are a fan of a sports team and they are not a player is a loser. Does sports mean that much to people that they will attend a school not for the program of study but for the team on the field and run the risk of paying more for an education than may be warranted? Yes, and it is asinine  I enrolled at Mississippi State because of the engineering program, my intended major. I don't know why anyone else did, but if the athletic department is one of the top 3 and athletics is nowhere near his or her career goals, I'd have to question priorities. Maybe being a fan of Alabama and a student at Alabama is not in the budget. Just let them be a fan of their team for whatever reason, and you stick by your team for whatever reason. Bandwagon fans will always exist. Most of the True Maroon fans I've ever met, and there's a lot of them, are part time fans of some other team when the Bulldogs aren't playing. 
  8. CONGRATULATIONS! There comes a time in every fan's life, self included, when they get to grand stand. Let everyone know how you supported the team when they were losing. Fortunately for the good Mississippi State fan, there has been a lot of supporting and not a lot of winning over the past 30 years. Of course there has been a few winning seasons sprinkled here and there along with a string of Egg Bowl victories. There's been nothing that you can point to as a recent golden age, but you have hope right? As for the point being made in reference to the Braves and Falcons, hypocrisy. 
Analysis: Metal Building Dawg, aka @CroomDiaries is hurt. He's hurt because he wants his average ass program to be respected the same as teams that are putting up 10 and 11 win seasons. He's mad because turns on his television and does not see anyone mentioning his beloved Bulldogs as more than an afterthought in the SEC Western division. I picture him as the only person showing up to work supporting Mississippi State and everyone giving him the eye. He can't contribute to the discussion about football due the fact that he was at the ONE game where MSU upset Bama. He went to watch the game at a bar and was the only jerk with a cowbell and couldn't figure out why they wouldn't turn on the Bulldogs vs. Alcorn. By the way did he make a off handed threat? I'll take that cowbell to the head and see you in court buddy.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Doctor AbrACEive Show Episode 64: The Magic Cookie


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Topics:

Standing on line
Mike Tyson your ass
Facebook changes
Magic got that cure
Sympathy
J. Banks
Stripper night
Iron man
Lyfe Jennings
X2
He Got Game
Capital Punishment
Martin episode: The Variety Show
Lakers out
RATUW: @_FuckFame
Following the rules
Introverts/Extroverts
Gettin' paid

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Friday, February 15, 2013

Doctor AbrACEive Show Episode 43: Shout Out to Dennis Rodman



















Re-do for you all with Nick Nak, Mr. Wash, & 4Eva Snapn. Get your love together and show some to the crew.

Ask.fm thirst
4Eva's lines
The Wrong damn flag
Vince Young's birthday party
OJ's Super Bowl party
Cake Boy Day
Snatch & Grab Missions
The Pope quit Jesus
No Saturday deliveries
Die Hard With A Vengeance Muthafuckas
Burn resistant wallets
Sweet Brown come up
16 pregnant and abused
Blade Runner the murder!
Rep. Cohen got the thirst or is that his daughter
Shout outs

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Monday, January 28, 2013

Doctor AbrACEive Show Episode 38: Maybe She's A Puma



















The vacation is over for the Doc, and he calls on Mr. Wash, 4Eva and Ms. Asha to share their views.

Topics:

Pumas, Cougars, and Sabertooths
Rick Ross is the new Master P
Pageants
Things to do for Ophrah
Biker Boyz
Super Bowl Bills
Doug Williams MVP
Martin episode of the week: The Break Up Part 1
Ratchet Twitter User of the Week: @TheRealGeneraal
Wedding ceremonies
Black women in media
Craig's list personals
Reckless talk
Shout outs

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Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Great Maryland Football Swindle

The story of the Olney Bears is one that will be told all throughout Olney and the surrounding area, even down to DC. The Jr. Midget team was crown back-to-back champions of the Pop Warner Super Bowl in 2003 and 2004. Coached by Mark Clark, the Bears represented the Maryland Football Association as the champ even though no one expected the team to win more than half their games. The sweet taste of victory would tarnish this community that Money Magazine has once named as a great place to live in the U.S. Before long, Clark and a group of associates would be involved in a web of deceit that would include public and private schools, an amusement park, and so many others all for the sake of having a championship team of 12 year old children.

Armand's hosted the meeting on 06/13/06
The 2005 season was a huge let down when the Bears failed to return to the Super Bowl. Coach Clark found it challenging to organize his 2006 squad; the players from the championship teams were moving on. There were only four players left over: Richard Valentine, Justin Robinson, Tyson Gray, and Will Nelson. Clark felt that neither could offer him anything on the field and decided that he needed a whole new team to be able to compete. The plan was hatched at Armand's Chicago Pizzeria on the evening of June 13, 2006. Five unknown men met with Clark to develop an incentive program to entice talent from surrounding communities to come to play for their team. Numerous players form the northeast D.C. area were targeted, but the primary "harvest" would be from town of Laurel, MD.

Mark Clark
Laurel also had a youth football team with talent that was considered to be the best in the last few years. Laurel High School's football coach was anticipating his class of 2013; his challenge was to keep the players on the field and focused on football even though he had to wait four years before they would even step foot into a Laurel locker room. Mike Goodwin, the Spartan coach, had no idea that the plan hatched by the six-man team in Olney would spin his world on a totally different axis. His dream would never materialize quite the way he planned.

The first wave of the plan included Montgomery County Schools hiring parents of Laurel players into bogus positions. The positions came with a relocation package that allowed the families to move closer to Olney without incurring any moving expenses. One family made the move in 2 days seemingly never missing a beat. Clark's players would now be in Farquhar Middle School where grades could be altered to keep his stars in the game and meet Pop Warner academic requirements.

Coach Goodwin of Laurel High
Coach Clark and his coaches introduced incentive packages to sell to kids that were not interested in moving. Following each game, a group of parents, who could be considered boosters, and the coaches would award prizes to the player of the game; the child with the most tackles; the player with the longest run; and more. It cannot be verified what all prizes were given, but it is known that scholarships to Our Lady of Good Counsel HS were awarded to nearly 10 players. Other awards were sponsored weekend trips to the Adventure Park at Sandy Springs, Chuck E. Cheese, and Washington Redskins and Wizard games. It's been speculated that one young player was promised an athletic scholarship to Virginia Tech granted he stayed out of trouble.

This plan continued for the next two years yielding no Super Bowl appearances. In 2008, the men decided that they needed to increase their recruiting area. There was already a shuttle system that would bus kids from Eisenhower School in Laurel and Farquhar to practice at Blake High's football field. Numerous families had relocated across the county line, and the school system could no longer manage to create useless jobs. The incentive program was not as exciting as it had been two years earlier. Clark received a call from Frank Ashley. Ashley had a son that was interested in playing football. Ashley's intention was to get his son in OLGC but wanted Clark's partners to make sure it happen regardless of admission requirements. He offered to pay each player a minimum of $200 for playing the entire season and an additional $150 if they won the championship.

Ashley had deep pockets and connections. He also had nothing to lose; Ashley threatened to expose the operation if he was not promised admission for his son. As for his part in the whole scandal, Ashley was already known for being a shady man; therefore, he would remain a silent conspirator as long as things continued as planned. He never gave money to any of the players, hardly ever engaged Clark in public, nor attended the post game player awards. The season ended and the Bears were still left out of the championship.

The castle came tumbling down when one of Clark's boosters introduced the plan to the White Oak community south of Olney. Immediately, the White Oak Warriors won the the 2009 Jr. Midget title. Mark Clark decided to leave town amid the pressure to answer questions when Montgomery Co. School District released the parents of children who were too old to play in order to free up money for new parents relocating for the 2010 school year. Also, Ashley failed to make the last payment to players once he had managed to secure a contract stating that his son would be granted admission into Good Counsel.

Today, very few will speak of the greedy days of the Olney Bears quest for another championship. No one will admit that the actions of these men was fueled by a need to manipulate the system far beyond pee wee football. Montgomery Co. Schools, Mark Clark, numerous over zealous parents, and Mike Goodwin all failed the young men that wanted to be football players. Sherwood High and Good Counsel both benefited from the Goodwin's dream Class of '13 during the 2012 football season finishing 10 - 3 and 11 - 1 respectively. The Laurel Spartans? 1 - 9

Oh yea, Good Counsel won their 4th consecutive title. Great for a school that opened in 2007 right?